Monday, August 13, 2007

Bacchanales Sexuelles (1974)

 
AKA: Tout le monde il en a deux
Director: Jean Rollin
Rated: NR
Country: France
Language: French
Runtime: 106 minutes
US DVD Release: 12/17/2002
Keyword(s): B&D/S&M, Lesbian, Real/Explicit Sex, Shower Scenes
 
MrSkin's Movie Review

The title Bacchanales Sexuelles (1974) says it all, even if you don't know what it's saying at all. The film also goes by the equally evocative Fly Me the French Way. But whatever you call it, this is a softcore classic from softcore maestro Jean Rollin. The plot, which is only there to loosely string the scenes of naked ladies together, revolves around Joëlle Coeur housesitting for her cousin. She's frightened being alone in the large empty house, so she calls her hot girlfriend Marie-France Morel. A good song and half a bottle of vodka later, the two find warmer comfort in each other's naked arms. Noises wake the lovers, and eventually it's revealed that Joëlle's cousin is a member of a secret sex club. Needless to add, everyone has sex with everyone else. Besides Joëlle and Marie-France, Minia Malove gets her rug munched, Jenny Trochu goes full frontal in a tub with Joëlle, and Brigitte De Borghese is just naked, which is enough. Next time Mr. Skin flies, it'll definitely be the French way.

Fast Forward to: (0:13) Joëlle and Marie-France use each other's fully nude bodies as a security blanket to calm their nerves and warm the cockles of the audiences' heart-ons.

Skinfo: The U.S. version of this film was cut by almost thirty minutes, but thanks to the good people at Synapse Films, the DVD release delivers the uncut masturbate-piece.

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Joëlle Coeur
Skin Time- Scene Description
00:13:00
Joëlle (the brunette) gets completely naked for some floor-level fornication with her Leztastic pal Marie-France Morel. Yee-hah!

(127 seconds)

Skin Time- Scene Description
00:27:00
Joey gets herself completely naked for some more bacchanalian action with Alain Bastin. Now that's a bush!

(44 seconds)

Skin Time- Scene Description
01:01:00
Joëlle shows it all off one more time while double-teaming Alain Bastin with Jenny Trochu. Gee. Now the title of the film makes sense!

(37 seconds)

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Brigitte De Borghese
Skin Time- Scene Description
01:16:00
Brigitte bares a ton of boobage and a bit of bush as she gets up from the couch and walks across the room.

(42 seconds)

Skin Time- Scene Description
01:39:00
Another glimpse of globage and the side of Brigitte's glutes as Jean-Paul Horndogge has his way with her.

(58 seconds)

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Minia Malove
Skin Time- Scene Description
00:41:00
Minia manifests her mammaries and muffshish for Marcel Richard, who proceeds to prove that he is, indeed, a Cunning Linguist.

(50 seconds)

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Marie-France Morel
Skin Time- Scene Description
00:13:00
Marie-France (that's the redhead, fellas) joins Joëlle Coeur for some totally naked Lesbianic Lick-Fest action on the floor. Hot leg-spreadin' fun!

(127 seconds)

Skin Time- Scene Description
00:39:00
Marie flashes every last bit of her body once again while engaged in some rather sadistic whipping. Ouch!

(44 seconds)

Skin Time- Scene Description
01:17:00
One more butt-naked sex scene for MF and her pal Jean-Paul, and wouldn't you know it, she blows his pole at the end! Outstanding!

(49 seconds)

Fast Forward to the Good Parts of... Jenny Trochu
Skin Time- Scene Description
01:00:00
Jenny flashes some fine full-frontal in the bath with Joëlle Coeur and a horny Frenchman.

(43 seconds)

Skin Time- Scene Description
01:01:00
Jenny, fully nude of course, joins in with Alain Bastin with Joëlle Coeur, thus providing some backup BJ action.

(37 seconds)

Skin Time- Scene Description
01:10:00
One more full-frontal flesh flash from Jenny as her maid holds her down and grabs a big handful of the firebush. Yowch!

(37 seconds)

No comments: