You ingrates didn't seem to like last week's Debra Messing side bean, so here's our attempt to get back in your good graces with Carmen Electra stuffed into a bikini or two. If the pictures don't yank your chain, there's actual striptastic video footage at TMZ, in which the paparazzi sound like they're chanting, "Cartman! Cartman!" What did Carmen Electra do to get a flawlessly sculpted physique such as the one that she has? Perhaps she harvested the souls of Prince and Dennis Rodman. Or maybe she eats her Wheaties and goes to the gym. Or maybe the real Carmen Electra was replaced years ago with the Carmen "doll" from that one Dave Navarro video. Who can say? The only thing we know for sure is that you've got a boner. Yayyyy! You did it!